I'm awesome! I love my friends, love my job, love my life. You can catch me out and about most weekends...sometimes in Madison, sometimes in some of the rural surrounding communities. I like pretty much any movie, but my favorite is "Working Girl." My nickname is "Crabz" or some form of it...Crabby, Crabzilla, Crabaholic, basically whatever starts with "Crab." I want to let you all know, though, that I don't go by that because of what you're thinking. It's actually because most people think I'm crabby most of the time. If you want to get to know me, buy me things...food is my favorite gift.
The Golden Globes are this weekend and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler want it to be the funnest awards show ever…by getting us all drunk. They’ve invented a drinking game to go along with the show:
Any time an actress cries in a speech, drink.
Any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink.
Any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!” drink.
Any time anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub.
Any time they show Judi Dench, take off an article of clothing.
Any time Maggie Smith wins, take off an article of clothing.
Prepare to get hammered on Sunday night at 7.
Check out the nominees HERE