I'm awesome! I love my friends, love my job, love my life. You can catch me out and about most weekends...sometimes in Madison, sometimes in some of the rural surrounding communities. I like pretty much any movie, but my favorite is "Working Girl." My nickname is "Crabz" or some form of it...Crabby, Crabzilla, Crabaholic, basically whatever starts with "Crab." I want to let you all know, though, that I don't go by that because of what you're thinking. It's actually because most people think I'm crabby most of the time. If you want to get to know me, buy me things...food is my favorite gift.
No matter how hard you think it is to be in a relationship, it still sucks to be single. And it sucks even more when relationship people say things like “Sorry I didn’t call you back…I was with my boyfriends all weekend.”
Yes – it must have been so hard to pick up your phone and talk to me for five minutes. Here's some more:
You should put yourself out there more. (Don't give me advice!)
If you just stop looking, it’ll happen! (Yeah...that's how it works)
Maybe your standards are too high. (They should be! I'm awesome!)
Find out what else you shouldn’t say to us single people HERE.